ALL
I NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED ON
FORKNI-L@psuvm.psu.edu
IN A WAR, ATTACK IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF AFFECTION. X
WHEN
YOU DON'T LIKE THE ENDING YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE IT IN
FANFIC.
X I HAVE COUSINS AND AN
UNCLE WHO ARE NOT BLOOD RELATED AND
KNIGHTIES, WHICH ARE NOT WORN (UNLESS AS A SECURITY
BLANKET)
X THERE WILL ALWAYS BE
A QUOTE LIST. X YOU PROBABLY DO NOT
WANT TO DRINK RIBENA STRAIGHT. X
WE WERE ALL NEWBIES ONCE. X
MORTALS CAN BE FRAGILE. X
THERE IS NO INCIDENT SO MUNDANE, SO
ORDINARY, SO UNEXCEPTIONAL, THAT A YKYBWTMFK CANNOT BE
FOUND IN IT. X FINDING
A Q-TIP IN YOUR MAILBOX IS A PERFECTLY
ACCEPTABLE REASON TO GO TO TORONTO. X
EXTRAORDINARY
THINGS HAPPEN WHEN ORDINARY PEOPLE ON THIS LIST COMBINE
TIME
AND TALENTS..JUST ASK THE NATPE SEVEN! X
NO QUESTION WILL
EVER BE ASKED JUST ONCE. X
IN FANFIC, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. AND
I DO MEAN ANYTHING. X THERE
ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE AS
DEMENTED AS ME (THEPURPLE THONG PEOPLE.) X
DEAD MEN CAN
WEAR PLAID IF THEY WANT TO (WHO'S GOING TO TELL THEM
NO.) X IT
IS OK TO JUDGE A CAR BY THE SIZE OF THE TRUNK. X
FISH HAVE FINS.
WHEN CARS DO, SOMEONE WILL WANT TO SMASH IT WITH A MEAT
CLEAVER. X FLASHBACKS CAN
BE EASILY DATED BY WOMEN'S
CLOTHING, BUT ARE LESS PRECISE WHEN ONLY VIEWING MEN'S
CLOTHING. X DEBSPLAY=GERSPLAY=GER'S
WEEKEND=I'M LOST. X
BLINK AND THEY'LL ALL BE GHOSTS. BLINK AND THEY'LL ALL
BE
GONE. BLINK AGAIN AND EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU'RE VACHON.
X
HE'S A BRICK. HE'S A BRICK WITH FANGS. HE'S
A BLOND BRICK WITH
FANGS. X YOU KNOW YOU'RE
IN TROUBLE WHEN THEY START ARMING
THE HAMSTERS. X A GOOD
PARTNER CAN SOMETIMES BE BETTER
THAN BEING A GOOD COP. X
NO QUESTION WILL EVER BE ANSWERED
JUST ONCE. X THERE IS ONLY
ONE WAREHOUSE AND ONE APARTMENT
BUILDING IN ALL OF TORONTO. AND ONLY 42 ACTORS
IN ALL OF
CANADA. X IT'S NOT THE
TRUNK SIZE, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT (OR IS
THAT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?) X
EVEN A GOOD COP CAN HAVE BAD
HAIR (SEE: TROPHY GIRL) X
BEING REFERRED TO AS A "LIST ELDER"
DOESN'T REALLY HURT. MUCH. X
NEVER ADMIT TO A PHOBIA ONLIST.
NEVER. EVER. X IF YOU WANT
TO LIVE, DON'T WEAR RAUNCY LINGERIE.
XSHARE EVERYTHING WITH
YOUR PARTNER. X BEWARE DORIAN. X
FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE, GOOD FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE BODIES.
X
GETTING THE HANG OF THE ART OF CHEESY RATIONALIZATION
GREATLY ENHANCES YOUR LIFE. X
REAL LIFE HAS BEEN CANCELLED.
THERE ARE NO PLANS FOR A MOVIE AT THIS TIME. X
"NICK
WINS. YOU
SEE, -" WAIT, NO...SEE CHEESY RATIONALIZATIONS
ABOVE. X
FOREVER MEANS FOREVER! X