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ALL I NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED ON
FORKNI-L@psuvm.psu.edu

IN A WAR, ATTACK IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF AFFECTION. X WHEN
YOU DON'T LIKE THE ENDING YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE IT IN FANFIC.
X I HAVE COUSINS AND AN UNCLE WHO ARE NOT BLOOD RELATED AND
KNIGHTIES, WHICH ARE NOT WORN (UNLESS AS  A SECURITY BLANKET)
X THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A QUOTE LIST. X YOU PROBABLY DO NOT
WANT TO DRINK RIBENA STRAIGHT. X WE WERE ALL NEWBIES ONCE. X
MORTALS CAN BE FRAGILE. X THERE IS NO INCIDENT SO MUNDANE, SO
ORDINARY, SO UNEXCEPTIONAL, THAT A YKYBWTMFK CANNOT BE
FOUND IN IT. X FINDING A Q-TIP IN YOUR MAILBOX IS A PERFECTLY
ACCEPTABLE REASON TO GO TO TORONTO. X EXTRAORDINARY
THINGS HAPPEN WHEN ORDINARY PEOPLE ON THIS LIST COMBINE TIME
AND TALENTS..JUST ASK THE NATPE SEVEN! X NO QUESTION WILL
EVER BE ASKED JUST ONCE. X IN FANFIC, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.  AND
I DO MEAN ANYTHING. X THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE AS
DEMENTED AS ME (THEPURPLE THONG PEOPLE.) X DEAD MEN CAN
WEAR PLAID IF THEY WANT TO (WHO'S GOING TO TELL THEM NO.) X IT
IS OK TO JUDGE A CAR BY THE SIZE OF THE TRUNK. X FISH HAVE FINS.
WHEN CARS DO, SOMEONE WILL WANT TO SMASH IT WITH A MEAT
CLEAVER. X FLASHBACKS CAN BE EASILY DATED BY WOMEN'S
CLOTHING, BUT ARE LESS PRECISE WHEN ONLY VIEWING MEN'S
CLOTHING. X DEBSPLAY=GERSPLAY=GER'S WEEKEND=I'M LOST. X
BLINK AND THEY'LL ALL BE GHOSTS. BLINK AND THEY'LL ALL BE
GONE. BLINK AGAIN AND EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU'RE VACHON. X
HE'S A BRICK.  HE'S A BRICK WITH FANGS.  HE'S A BLOND BRICK WITH
FANGS. X YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE WHEN THEY START ARMING
THE HAMSTERS. X A GOOD PARTNER CAN SOMETIMES BE BETTER
THAN BEING A GOOD COP. X NO QUESTION WILL EVER BE ANSWERED
JUST ONCE. X THERE IS ONLY ONE WAREHOUSE AND ONE APARTMENT
BUILDING IN ALL OF TORONTO.  AND ONLY 42 ACTORS IN ALL OF
CANADA. X IT'S NOT THE TRUNK SIZE, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT (OR IS
THAT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?) X EVEN A GOOD COP CAN HAVE BAD
HAIR (SEE: TROPHY GIRL) X BEING REFERRED TO AS A "LIST ELDER"
DOESN'T REALLY HURT. MUCH. X NEVER ADMIT TO A PHOBIA ONLIST.
NEVER. EVER. X IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, DON'T WEAR RAUNCY LINGERIE.
XSHARE EVERYTHING WITH YOUR PARTNER. X BEWARE DORIAN. X
FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE, GOOD FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE BODIES. X
GETTING THE HANG OF THE ART OF CHEESY RATIONALIZATION
GREATLY ENHANCES YOUR LIFE. X REAL LIFE HAS BEEN CANCELLED.
THERE ARE NO PLANS FOR A MOVIE AT THIS TIME. X "NICK WINS.  YOU
SEE, -"  WAIT, NO...SEE CHEESY RATIONALIZATIONS ABOVE. X
FOREVER MEANS FOREVER! X
 

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